More Quips and Quotes

At the circulation desk.
3 Students: Miss, may we say something?
Me: Certainly.
3 students: We think you have a pretty face.
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In the library.
Student, to staff member, referring to me: Miss, where'd that Japanese teacher go?
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In class.
Me: Alright class, we've talked about what kinds of resources are available to you, how you can use those resources, and how you can find those resources. Are there any questions?
Student: Yes, Miss. What is your nationality?
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Passing a group of students on the way out the door.
Me: Good morning ladies.
Students: Good morning, Miss Philippina!!
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In the coffee shop.
Students: Miss, where are you from?
Me: Where do you think I'm from?
Student 1: We're not sure. We think you might be from Russia. Or Iraqi.
Student 2: No! She is from America. Right?
Me: Correct.
Student 2 (proudly): I can tell the difference in the English accents so I know who is from America and who is from Australia.