Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Mall and a Conference, two bits

Yesterday we went out with F. to see Tropic Thunder at Mall of the Emirates which, I have to say, was pretty dang funny. The funniest part was probably Tom Cruise playing a fat, bald, egomaniacal studio exec. But before that, we got some great food at Japengo and did a little shopping for boys. We tooled around a variety of shops looking for men's shirts: Dan and F. both walked away with slick selections, I walked away empty-handed, but happy to be able to contribute to the cause. F. seemed like a newcomer to dress shirts. We explained to F. that, in America, when you tuck your dress shirt into your jeans, you look like a cowboy.

We got home around midnight which allowed me to get just enough sleep to spend all day eating fantastic food and watching indoor fireworks displays at a work-related conference. You want to know where the good party's at? Follow a sheikh, any sheikh. We couldn't find a regular taxi home after the event, so we asked the nearest hotel and they provided us with a Lexus. Sometimes I think life here is so over the top.

Tonight we'll head out to Blacklist again for the last night before they shut down for the month of Ramadan, and on Friday we'll have to stock up on any wines/liquors we want to consume during the month before the shops shut as well. I ate way too many cookies today, so it's time to get some ibuprofen and offset the sugar headache.

4 comments:

Midge said...

Man your work conferences are like non I have ever heard of.

Alicia said...

Yeah... me neither. The breakfast buffet tables were covered in live moss (really, living fresh moss) instead of tablecloths, the fresh juices were served in white wine glasses and coffee in china, and they ran humongous purifying fans for 15 minutes after the indoor fireworks to suck all the smoke out. Bizarre.

emmo said...

Man... We only get vats of horrible coffee and packages of store-bought cookies (in the package, not on a platter or anything crazy like that) during coffee breaks at conferences... Clearly I'm in the wrong line of work!

Max Power said...

Conferences? I have never, not once, had to leave the building for work. If I wanted to, I could go the entire day without seeing the outdoors. We don't have windows.

I suggest you tell F. to tuck his dress shirt into his jeans, and to get a kick-ass belt buckle. How many cowboys are there in Dubai? He will get soooo many ladies.